Feb. 26, 1999
National Association of Amateur Elvis Impersonators
Every Elvis impersonator seems to have a gimmick.
In fact, the Webmaster of this site claims he's the
nude impersonator when really he wears sporty, gold
underwear. However, he does have an impressive
hairdo. Read about other popular impersonators, or
buy your very own Nude Elvis postcards. Don't forget
to take a look at the Elvis artwork section, which
features portraits of the King wearing a space
uniform, sporting a severed head and eating at the Waffle Hut.
The Cow Liberation Army Faction
Just because they taste good with barbecue sauce, it
doesn't mean they don't have rights! The Cow
Liberation Army Faction wants to free all imprisoned
cattle. They claim to use violence on fences, barns and
other things that "keep cows from their freedom." The
site has stories about their successful missions freeing
cattle as well as inspirational letters from fanatics. Check out the
cute cow babe of the month while you're thinking up a way to free
your prisoners of the pasture.
The Best Public Toilets in New York City
Let's say you really have to use the bathroom while you're wandering
the cold streets of New York City, but you're afraid to go into a
nightmare of a stall. What do you do? Visit this page for brief reviews
of the best places to relieve your bladder. The site breaks down the
areas into eight neighborhoods: Downtown, West Village, East
Village, Chelsea, Midtown West, Midtown East, Upper West Side
and Upper East Side.
Iron Chef combines the competitive spirit of pro wrestling, the
showmanship of Liberace and the skills
of Julia Child. It's a Japanese cooking
show where world-renowned chefs
compete to see who can make the best
four dishes from one selected
ingredient in one hour. According to an
article on the site, "The host of Iron Chef is a strange, dramatic man
in an appalling tuxedo jacket. The show opens with him taking a
huge bite out of a bell pepper and staring at the camera with a look
that says, 'I'm probably crazy. Why not watch my program anyway?'"
Some of the foodstuffs used in the Iron Chef battles include black
pig, eel, lettuce and scorpion fish.
It's OK to play with your food as long as it's pretty. Make big snowflakes and silly masks
with plain old tortillas. If you don't like it,
you can always eat it and start over. Make
your Halloween costume from Mexican food
Convert a School Bus into a Motor Home
Martha Stewart would appreciate this site about one man's quest to
convert an old school bus into a motor home. Bob Sokol explains why
you should paint your school bus home another color besides yellow,
and why you should insulate the bus like you would a regular
house. When he's finished, it actually looks really cool.
Pug dogs are so darn cute. At least, this Web site
proclaims their beauty. Enter the Pug Park to
appreciate this breed with arts and crafts ideas. The
park begins with many birthday wishes to pug pets
around the world, but toward the bottom of the site
you'll notice certain sections to help you learn about these special
little pups. Check out the instructions for a pug party to liven up any
birthday, whether it's for a human or not.
Single Dad TV Hall of Fame
Being a single dad isn't an easy job. But if Andy
Griffith can do it, so can you. This site is dedicated to the single dads
of television. Created by a single dad himself, this site reminds us of
some of the more famous single TV dads such as Bonanza's Ben
Cartwright and Sanford and Son's Fred G. Sanford. Even Johnny
Quest's father was a single dad.