September 20, 1996
Road King Magazine
Ever want to know what it takes to drive the big rigs? Take a look at Road King and you'll be on your way to secrets to decorating your vehicle and finding the perfect roadside marriage.
It's time to start truckin'.
The Surrealist Compliment Generator
Love is a hard emotion to put into words, so why not go all the way and make every compliment you say sound surreal with this generator? Reload the page for a different thing to say each time such as "Sound barricades itself into rolls of peautbutter when you speak" and "Soybean futures pale when carageen is sent under the enigma of postage stamped upon your brow."
You never saw Charlie, but you did see his angels. Get the dirt on all the actresses that played gun-toting girls for hire, from lovely Farrah Fawcett to the latecomer Shelley Hack. The site has the history of each character right down to Bosley. The best part is the photo gallery of the ladies in action.
Body Modification Ezine
Not for the squeamish. Before you get something pierced, make sure you read this zine first. You receive first-hand reports on what it's like to have your navel pierced and discover which piercings tend to grow out the quickest. The photos will either convince you to go for it or never look at jewelry again. Enter at your own risk.
The Burrito Page
Choose your favorite burrito and find out what it says about your personality, your life, your past and your future. The analysis may reveal that your wide-ranging selection of toppings demonstrate an admirable familiarity with Burrito culture.
Are you afraid of the dark? Well, you shouldn't be when you have Kristen Ankiewicz's monsters to keep you company. Take a glimpse into Kristen's world of paintings, animations and dreams.